Jul 28, 2009

T.O., B-LO, and…. Red Footed PJ’s?

By Christie Weber
News Reporter, Skunkpost
Someone please tell T.O. red footed pajamas are not making a comeback. Even on him, that is soo not sexy! Last night VH1 ran episode 2 of The T.O. Show…this time it was all about his first days in Buffalo. Here’s how it went down.

First, he was run over by stalker fans at the airport (it was midnight, they weren’t just “there”). The next day, our Mayor gave him the key to our city (can’t think of anyone more deserving), and he played sports anchor at Channel 7, where he did what he does best: talk about himself. Later he “whined” and dined at some fancy restaurant with big red booths (VH1 didn’t want to fork out free publicity so they have no name). There he blatantly embarrasses the hell out of the poor college kid just trying to make a living. The kid ran off camera and either cried or Terrell just got something extra special on top of his steak.

The next day of course he had to work off the food we didn’t see him eat, so he ran in some park (no plug as to which one), then up and down a football field (it looked like a high school) and then he raced up the steps of City Hall. Did anyone else find it kind of gross they kept cutting back to his bodyguard stuffing Buffalo wings down his throat?

They wrapped up the episode with a trip his annoying assistant Kita planned to Niagara Falls, since she wanted to see “the 8th wonder of the world.” Of course T.O. corrected her. “Niagara Falls is the 7th wonder. I’m the 8th wonder of the world!” Ah…that must be why he got the key to the city!

To Terrell’s surprise Kita booked an overnight at an old B&B in the falls. His reaction to the twin size beds was priceless. Guess he thought he’d be staying at a 5 star? I’m curious how much he pays her to put him through these awkward details.

The episode ended with a debate about whose jammies are more ridiculous…in one twin bed we have Kita in rainbow bright pj’s and in the other we have T.O. in red footy pajamas. He probably did it to repel crazy Kita.

Just when we thought it was going to be all about Buffalo…nope…still all about T.O.

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