Pulling a "Happy Gilmore" on a golf course WILL get you arrested. Case in point: A Grand Island man was arrested at a Newstead golf course Monday afternoon. Drunk and disorderly go together nicely.The Tiger Woods wannabe was pissed off that beginner level players were learning how to play golf on a beginner level course and going "too slow" for his liking. That's when he went all Alec Baldwin on them. Just a thought...if he's so darn good, maybe he should golf with the big boys at the big links.
I'm not sure what exactly constitutes disorderly conduct on a golf course (I'm sure golf club throwing or something like that). Police say the man was intoxicated and getting loud with the other golfers. The angry golfer was issued a ticket and must appear in court. Something tells us if he was playing hooky from work, his boss will hear about this one.
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